My rig (of dreams)

Some people come to the site of Bethany-by-the-Jordan to find a religious experience. I found my dream truck there. The Series Land Rover is the toughest, most versatile vehicle on the road. You can break it down (and probably will) with a 10mm wrench, one screwdriver, and a pair of pliers. 

By the way, you know why the British are terrible at making computers?

They can't get them to leak oil.