Watermelon chicken in Turkey

Why? Because this is Denizli, silly! The crowing rooster is a celebrity in Turkey's Lycus River Valley and has been for at least a thousand years. Even at the nearby site of Laodicea, a chicken was discovered in relief. And God only knows what is buried upslope in the ruins of unexcavated Colossae.

Obviously there are many things that could kill you on one of our tours, but starvation is not one of them.

More chips, anyone?